Who Killed Tumblr? - A Late Night Game of 'Would You Rather'

I changed my style to silver. I changed my clothes to black. From where I once surrendered now I would attack. I came so far for beauty... I'm Elliot. E-mail me.

A Late Night Game of 'Would You Rather'

Elliot: Would you rather be Bob Dylan or Leonard Cohen?
Jess: Cohen.
Elliot: Cohen for sure.
Jess: Okay, here's one. Would you rather be Simon or Garfunkel?
Elliot: That's easy!
Jess: Yeah you're right.
Elliot: ........CLEARLY GARFUNKEL!